Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
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yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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