Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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