My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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