My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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