She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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