lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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