So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Houston, we have a blender
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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