theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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