Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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