Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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