She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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