Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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