Dual....:-)
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Randomize
