yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
