In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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