Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My feet surprised me
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