paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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