Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
if only i could text you this smell
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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