Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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