Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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