What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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