"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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