Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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