I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
