Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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