just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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