everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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