why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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