just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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