So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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