Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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