fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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