TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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