Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
