i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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