Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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