shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I need help removing her.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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