I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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