They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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