And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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