I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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