I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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