Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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