He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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