Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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