i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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