I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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