eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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