Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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