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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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