dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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