Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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i need some magic done to my vagina
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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