The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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