PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Randomize
