I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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