the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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