It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
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White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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